Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. Santa claus conquers the martians bravely attempts to set the record straight. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 cheesyflix 3000. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3ks greatest asset, the fans you. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Mst3k s03e21 santa claus conquers the martians youtube. Santa claus conquers the martians this was the first christmas episode of the comedy series. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents.
The children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar comes up with a solution. Dec 23, 2016 mst3k s03e21 santa claus conquers the martians hd duration. A 6gb 1080p rip of the bluray with the following tracks. Santa claus conquers the martians free streaming video. Club mst3k watch streaming episodes of mystery science. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus tv episode. I especially like the hardwarestore attachments on the martians surplus football helmets flexible conduit such as youd see atop your water heater, and bent coat hangers. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Conversely, the riffs are better in the mexican santa claus movie, but i cant remember a single host segment from that episode. Manos the hands of fate and santa claus conquers the martians and bonus poopie i reel. Mystery science theater 3000 s 03 e 21 santa claus conquers. Santa claus conquers the martians cast and crew tv guide. Rifftrax, a production of several former mst3k writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a.
Santa takes the whole thing surprisingly well and is only too happy to help. Jan 28, 2009 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Apr 09, 2010 i found this one day on some cheap dvd with the movie santa claus and this really crappy animated thing called santa claus and the three bears, which would fade in and out of view and had an ending that basically said santas not real. Mystery science theater 3000 mst3k episode 321 santa claus conquers the martians original air date. Mystery science theater 3000, a show that made fun of cheesy movies, has been. Towers mystery the ivy towers mysteries book 4 free download. It became a holiday staple on the comedy central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series most popular episodes and introduced the film to a new generation in the form of younger msties some of the original cast of mst3k would later. New cinema edition of, santa claus conquers the martians now showing. Movies like santa claus conquers the martians was the reason mst3k was invented, and the brains lived up to their own high standards with this one. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction film that. Santa claus conquers the martians full film online watch santa claus conquers the martians full english film santa claus conquers the martians full movie stream free download santa claus conquers. Martian parents kimar and momar become concerned that their children bomar and girmar are you picking up the mar theme.
Oct 24, 2017 martians steal children from earth and it is up to santa and droppolikely an unregistered sex offender to save the day. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 cinemassacre. The only thing adult about it is pia zadora being in it but she was only eight at the time so that probably doesnt count. Blast off for mars with santa and a pair of earth kids.
Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. With a full arsenal of hair dryers, martians abduct santa, forcing him to create generic christmas. Santa claus conquers the martins is a science fictioncomedy from 1964 directed by nicholas webster. Mike and the bots watch santa claus mess around with a devil while trying to deliver gifts and then sing politically correct holiday songs. Its christmastime, and that means tradition, and as we all know, theres no tradition like a new tradition. Join this free livestream event on youtube by clicking here. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. Best of all, this site is updated by mst3k s greatest asset, the fans you. With trace beaulieu, frank conniff, joel hodgson, mary jo pehl. Mystery science theater 3000 s05e21 santa claus part 1 video. Some may not know, cinematic titanic is an offshoot of mst3k or mystery science theater 3000. Download or stream this riff in high definition 720p or higher, in file formats that work on a variety of devices.
Mystery science theater 3000 s03e21 santa claus conquers the martians part 1. Join your fellow msties at the wicker park emporium for our presentation of mystery science theater 3000s santa claus conquers the martians, featuring droppo, the laziest man on mars, a very young pia zadora, and the laziest, haziest, swayziest christmas of them all. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus. It became a holiday staple on the comedy central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series most popular episodes and introduced the film to a new generation in the form of younger msties. Saw this as a kid, but romantic memories dont always persist. This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasnt prevented it. Ive had this one done for a while, but i guess i was waiting for the season to be more appropriate. I have to believe the picture incorporates some deliberate tongueincheek. Just dont ask me to see it often because, unless im really in the mood for it or sleepdeprived from too much work, this is not one of my favorites. This was the first christmas episode of the comedy series.
Martians abduct santa claus and two human children in hopes of bringing christmas. The mystery science theater 3000 collection the essentials manos, the hands of fate santa claus conquers the martians. The santa claus conquers the martians reboot looks. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them. Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. Read the santa claus conquers the martians movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on. Hohoho, get ready for some hot christmas fun in the summertime as we blast off to the north. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians.
Longconsidered to be one of the alltime greatest bad movies by connoisseurs of cheesy bflicks, the undeniably awful 1964 scifi family extravaganza santa claus conquers the martians found newfound fame in 1991 when it was featured on mst3k, quickly becoming one of the series most popular and beloved episodes. S03 ep21 santa claus conquers the martians part 02 hd watch. Visual lets plays mst3k 0504 secret agent super dragon duration. The mystery science theater 3000 collection the essentials manos, the hands of fate santa claus conquers the martians joel hodgson actor, director, writer, michael j. Watch free streaming mystery science theater 3000 episodes. Long john silver the necklace free pirate classic tv show caribbean duration. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children. Santa clause conquers the martians internet archive. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa.
Santa claus conquers the martians is the featured movie in this mst3k episode. I have a version of this but im wondering if a better copy exists. Crow and tom are looking at christmas catalogs invention exchange. Frank and forrester later parodied the same story in santa claus. Recordings of him talking back at movies can be downloaded for fees. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen. Rifftrax mystery science theater 3000 tv the new york times. The riffs are middling to good, not a bad episode riffwise by any means but not toptier. Mst3k s03e21 santa claus conquers the martians zapp rowsdower. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians as chico marx so wisely put it, there aint no sanity clause. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l.
I think the host segments in mst3k scctm are better than the riffing. As mainstream moves go, santa claus conquers the martians surely must rank as one of the oddest ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars of 1964. Hopefully its meant to be a childrens movie because it sure aint for adults. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by. May 27, 2017 185 videos play all mystery science theater 3000 complete, ordered mst3k collection lumps plays.
Mystery science theater 3000 s 03 e 21 santa claus. If you have seen santa claus conquers the martians sccm then there is a fair chance the you remember, at the very least, fragmented images of the jolly one interacting with greenskinned people with 1960s futuristics sets, props and costumes. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 the public domain. Santa claus conquers the martians free streaming video tubi. Mst3k santa claus conquers the martians cc woc 1994 08. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. The true meaning of christmas prevails after a group of martians travel to earth and kidnap santa and two earth children.
Santa claus conquers the martians public domain movies. Directed by rena cardona santa claus, high above the north pole in his cloudborne castle equipped with more surveillance devices than t. Put these riffs on your favorite movie shelf with this regionfree dvd. The true meaning of christmas prevails after a group of martians travel to earth and kidnap santa and. With trace beaulieu, joel hodgson, jim mallon, kevin murphy. Santa claus, high above the north pole in his cloudborne castle equipped with more surveillance devices than t. Shop for the full selection of all commercial releases of mst3k buying this item or other anything else from through this affiliate link helps us keep all our prices low. The entire cast is made up of unknowns, except for a young precelebrity pia zadora, as martian tyke, girmar, and ned wertimer, as kidtv reporter andy henderson. Mst3k 321 santa claus conquers the martians fandom. Based on the crowds movie taste updated on may 24, 2020, keytalks representing the movie santa claus conquers the martians are cockamamie, disheartening, embarrassing self, most irritating voice, grating voice, stiff acting, offkey acting, mischievous, dejected, atrocious dialogue and others. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 download full hd. Aug 25, 2011 santa claus fosters depression is the chilling tale of st.
The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Ranked 7th in the top 100 episodes as chosen by backers of the bring back mst3k kickstarter. Watch santa claus conquers the martians prime video. Mystery science theater 3000 santa claus conquers the. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live.
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